I have had a pretty hectic week, and I think I'm allowed to say T.G.I.F lol. Anyways here's something that got passed onto me and I was told to share it with all my girlfriends. Have a fabulous weekend friends. God Bless you!!!
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he is in nappies
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone
5. Go for a younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart
7. Definition of a bachelor - A man who missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable
8. Women don't make fools of men - Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is Blind - but marriage is the real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books your'e interested in, tell him cheque books.
14. Remember a sense of humour doesn't mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
xoxo
Grace